I'm a disabled comedian who got tired of everyone else deciding what I was supposed to laugh at. So I decided to make the jokes myself.

Some designs are unapologetically about disability. Others have absolutely nothing to do with it — they're just funny as hell, made for anyone who gets the joke. That's intentional.

I wanted merch where a disabled person finds something that says that's me, and an able-bodied person finds something that makes them say I need that shirt.

I'm not selling inspiration. I'm selling jokes.

Some are edgy. Some are inappropriate. Some might make you question whether I should've been given access to a graphic-design program in the first place. That's the point.

I'm disabled. I'm a comedian. I'm the guy on the short bus. And I'm fucking proud of all three.